{"product_id":"dad-is-not-sleeping-funny-throw-blanket","title":"\"Dad Is Not Sleeping\" Funny Flannel Fleece Throw Blanket","description":"\u003csection id=\"product-introduction\"\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWe’ve all been there: the TV is loud, the snoring is louder, but the second you touch the remote, he yells, \"I was watching that!\"\u003c\/strong\u003e 😴📺\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7236\/5876\/files\/1_155ffcce-4c4e-4f33-87ce-ef9ab61c2898.jpg?v=1781076654\" alt=\"Dad Is Not Sleeping Blanket lifestyle presentation\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eGive the undisputed king of the power nap the official uniform he deserves. Our \u003cstrong\u003e\"Dad Is Not Sleeping\" Blanket\u003c\/strong\u003e features the legendary excuse every father has used since the dawn of the recliner. It provides the ideal blend of cozy comfort and side-splitting humor, ensuring that even when he's \"just resting his eyes,\" he does so with maximum comfort.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7236\/5876\/files\/2_a2a9d7d3-ec9b-4cba-ac45-45e6c4139a62.jpg?v=1781076654\" alt=\"Funny cartoon design of dad sleeping on a chair\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\u003csection id=\"key-features\"\u003e\n  \u003ch2\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n  \u003cul\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e🔥 Iconic \"Dad Humor\" Statement:\u003c\/strong\u003e Features the viral \"I'm just resting my eyes\" slogan and a charming cartoon design—the perfect tribute to every dad’s favorite hobby: the accidental nap.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e☁️ Premium Snuggle Comfort:\u003c\/strong\u003e Crafted with an ultra-soft texture that provides a lightweight feel, making it the ideal companion for afternoon relaxation on the sofa or movie marathons.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003c\/ul\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7236\/5876\/files\/3_752cc7ea-0764-4f2a-88d1-df40f36253b4.jpg?v=1781076653\" alt=\"Close-up texture of soft fleece material\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cul\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e✨ High-Definition Fade-Resistant Print:\u003c\/strong\u003e The bold lettering and hilarious graphic are printed with high-precision technology, ensuring the joke stays crisp and vibrant even after long-term use.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e🛋️ Perfect Recliner \u0026amp; Sofa Companion:\u003c\/strong\u003e Designed to be a highly functional living room throw. It provides compact warmth to keep him comfortable while he \"watches\" the game with his eyes closed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003c\/ul\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7236\/5876\/files\/4_e3e36ac4-1ef2-4636-9d44-aee8ccdb83f4.jpg?v=1781076653\" alt=\"Throw blanket draped over a living room chair\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cul\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e🎁 The Ultimate Gift for Dads:\u003c\/strong\u003e Whether it’s for Father’s Day, a Christmas stocking stuffer, or a retirement surprise, this blanket is a guaranteed hit that will have the whole family laughing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003c\/ul\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7236\/5876\/files\/5_1993c079-3f14-4291-a8c5-9d19acd33e26.jpg?v=1781076653\" alt=\"Gift presentation for Father's Day or Christmas\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eThis isn't just a blanket; it’s an inside joke you can wrap yourself in. By combining a relatable family moment with premium softness, this throw ensures Dad stays warm, comfortable, and professionally \"rested.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7236\/5876\/files\/6_125736a3-432d-445e-a7f6-cbdc031c710a.jpg?v=1781076653\" alt=\"Happy family sharing a humorous gift moment\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\u003csection id=\"technical-specifications\"\u003e\n  \u003ch2\u003eTechnical Specifications\u003c\/h2\u003e\n  \u003ctable border=\"1\" cellpadding=\"5\" cellspacing=\"0\" style=\"width:100%; border-collapse:collapse; margin-bottom: 15px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cthead\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003cth style=\"text-align:left; background-color:#f2f2f2; padding: 8px;\"\u003eSpecification\u003c\/th\u003e\n        \u003cth style=\"text-align:left; background-color:#f2f2f2; padding: 8px;\"\u003eDetails\u003c\/th\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/thead\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e27.5 x 39.4 inches (70 x 100 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBlanket Type\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003eFlannel Fleece Blanket\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFabric Weight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003eBelow 300 GSM\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e100% Polyester\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n  \n  \u003ch3\u003eImportant Usage Notes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003cul\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eDue to manual measurements, please allow slight measurement deviations.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eDue to different display configurations and lighting effects, the actual item color may vary slightly from the images shown.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\u003csection id=\"customer-experiences\"\u003e\n  \u003ch2\u003eVerified Customer Experiences\u003c\/h2\u003e\n  \u003cblockquote style=\"border-left: 3px solid #ff8000; padding-left: 15px; margin: 15px 0;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ \u003cstrong\u003e\"The highlight of Father's Day!\"\u003c\/strong\u003e – Sarah J.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003e\"I bought this for my dad and he laughed for ten minutes straight. He actually used it immediately for his afternoon nap. It’s incredibly soft and the print is very clear!\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n  \u003cblockquote style=\"border-left: 3px solid #ff8000; padding-left: 15px; margin: 15px 0;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ \u003cstrong\u003e\"The truth on a blanket\"\u003c\/strong\u003e – Mark R.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003e\"My kids got me this for Christmas. I can't even be mad when they catch me sleeping now, I just point to the blanket. It’s my favorite throw for the recliner now.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n  \u003cblockquote style=\"border-left: 3px solid #ff8000; padding-left: 15px; margin: 15px 0;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ \u003cstrong\u003e\"Great quality and hilarious\"\u003c\/strong\u003e – Emily W.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003e\"The cartoon looks exactly like the photo. It’s lightweight but surprisingly warm. Every guest who sees it on our couch ends up wanting one for their own dad!\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7236\/5876\/files\/7_214fdccf-c180-4494-afe5-39baa11518a1.jpg?v=1781076653\" alt=\"Close-up of the high-definition printed slogan\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGive him the gift of a perfect nap—Add It To YOUR Living Room!\u003c\/strong\u003e 🎁🛋️✨\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003e\u003cimg style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopifycdn.net\/s\/files\/1\/0566\/7461\/5457\/files\/2_d6eb7690-fa08-44a1-a77d-5389a387d08a_480x480.png?v=1659411405\" alt=\"Our Quality Trust Seal\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\u003csection id=\"frequently-asked-questions\"\u003e\n  \u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n  \u003ch3\u003eWhat are the dimensions of the \"Dad Is Not Sleeping\" blanket?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eThe throw blanket measures 27.5 x 39.4 inches (70 x 100 cm), making it a compact and ideal lap size for a sofa or recliner chair.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \n  \u003ch3\u003eWhat material is this throw blanket constructed from?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eOur throw blanket is made from 100% polyester flannel fleece with a lightweight fabric profile below 300 GSM.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \n  \u003ch3\u003eWill the custom slogan and cartoon graphic peel or fade?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eNo. We apply high-definition, fade-resistant print technology to ensure the lettering and graphics stay crisp, bold, and vibrant through ongoing use.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\u003csection id=\"brand-guarantee\"\u003e\n  \u003ch2\u003eOur Guarantee\u003c\/h2\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eWe back our products with a risk-free 30-day guarantee. If your experience is not completely positive for any reason, we will make every effort to ensure you are entirely satisfied with your purchase. Buying from us is completely risk-free; if you are unhappy with the product, we will make it right. 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